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You Might Be Home Schooled If...

you never get "snow days" off.
"P.E." includes yard work.
you"ve ever been in more than three grades at once.
all the signatures on your graduation diploma end with the same last name.
after your first year in college the academic dean keeps asking, "Are there any more at home like you?"
your extracurricular activities take more time than your academics.
your teacher has ever come to school in her pajamas.
your family has the national average of 2.5 children...in eachbedroom!
you get your high school diploma BEFORE you get your driver"slicense.
your 15-passenger van contains more kids than the passing school bus.
your first real date is on your honeymoon.
your Home Economics class transitions smoothly into married life.
denim is a primary color.
your grade and your age have ever matched.
you NEVER get to use the "1-10 items" Express Lane in the grocerystore.
you feel sorry for the over socialized public school kids.
you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusualpunishment.
you have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can study.
the only questions you missed on the ACT were the ones dealing with "the late Cretaceous Period."
your answering machine gets the phone more than you do.
the term "Anglo-Saxon" makes you think of your geometry book.
your mom can turn ANYTHING into an object lesson illustrating your current assignment.
the Home School Channel is the only channel allowed in your house.
the ACLU is considered a four-letter word in your house.
you think public school looks a whole lot like prison.
you consider loss of reading privileges to be the most drastic form of punishment.
you could win a science fair by summarizing your plenteous experience in removing stains from clothing.
you have changed FAR more diapers than the average day care worker.
your yearbook is also your baby book.
you can actually read your diploma when you graduate.
your four-year-old brother can answer the socialization question.
you have so many baby sitting requests that you form a referral company.

ID: 11 Category: Education   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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