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A Woman's Nest Egg

A man and his wife had been married for 30 years when he decided to retire while his wife continued to work. It didn't take long for him to become bored during the day so one day he decided to clean his closet. He accomplished the task but he still had half the day left so he decided to clean his wife's closet. At the back of the top shelf of her closet he found a box with three eggs and $3000 in it. When his wife got home that day he showed her the closets he had cleaned out and she told him what a wonderful job he had done.

He said, "I have a question. At the back of the top shelf in your closet I found a box that contained three eggs and $3000. What is that?"

She replied, "Well, every time you've made me mad or upset me, I've put an egg in the box."

He thought, "After 30 years of marriage, it's great that there are only three eggs in the box." To his wife he said, "That explains the eggs, but what about the three thousand dollars?"

To which she replied, "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them!""

ID: 125 Category: Relationships   Maturity Rating: NC-17   Format this joke for printing

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