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Polictically Correct Insults

Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Less Intelligent Than Others

  1. A few clowns short of a circus
  2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
  3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
  4. All foam, no beer
  5. The butter has sipped off his pancake.
  6. The cheese slid off his cracker.
  7. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
  8. WARNING: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  9. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  10. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  11. As smart as bait.
  12. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
  13. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
  14. One fruit loop shy of a full box.
  15. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
  16. His belt doesn't go through ah the loops.
  17. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
  18. Receiver is off the hook.
  19. Not wired to code.
  20. Skylight leaks a little.
  21. Her slinky's kinked.
  22. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  23. Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
  24. A photographic memory but the lens cover is on.
  25. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
  26. Gates are down, toe lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  27. Is so dense, light bends around her.
  28. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
  29. Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
  30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
  31. She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.

ID: 195 Category: Political   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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