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The Blond from Natchitoches

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blond employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"

The blond girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

ID: 213 Category: Blonde   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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