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Top 15 Things to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

  1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last management course you sent me to.
  3. Whew! Guess I left the lid off the liquid paper.
  4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
  5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
  6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
  7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?
  8. Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
  9. The coffee machine is broke.
  10. I was actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan. (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
  11. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
  12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
  13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
  14. I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without using my hands.
  15. Amen.

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