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Fearless Cowboy

A cowboy in the old West walks into a tavern and orders a drink. He gulps it down and then walks outside, but notices that his horse is gone. So he comes back inside and shoots his Smith & Wesson revolver into the air and says, "My horse is gone. I'm going to count to ten and when I'm done, well, let me just say this: I don't want to have to do what I did in Dallas."

When he gets about ten yards from the tavern, a very curious stranger rides up to him and says, "I'm just wondering, but what'd you do in Dallas?"

The cowboy turns to him and says, "Well, I had to walk home."

ID: 240 Category: Bar Room   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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