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The President's Wife
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower,etc.," so he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die" so he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane. The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world," so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul II, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old Boy Scout "son you may have my parachute, May you go in the Peace of Christ, so as a Christian, I will lay down my life and let you take the last parachute." The Boy Scout said "It's OK, Father there's a parachute left for you. The World's Smartest Woman took my backpack."
- [Author Unknown]
ID: 257 Category: Political Maturity Rating: PG-13 
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