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Outlandish Expectations

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you  looking for?"

The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending  on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a five-week  vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching  your retirement fund to 50% of your salary, and a company car leased  every two years, say, a red Corvette?"

The young engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

ID: 265 Category: Workplace   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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