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25 signs you live in the year 2000!

  1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
  2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
  3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He  emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" 
  4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
  5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.
  6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see contains Echinacea.
  7. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
  8. Your father clogs your e-mail inbox asking you to send him a JPEG file of your newborn so he can create a screen saver for your  mother's "work station."
  9. You use your cell phone to see if anyone is home while pulling into your own driveway.
  10. Every commercial has a website address at the bottom.
  11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. One week later you buy an upgrade.
  12. The concept of using cash, instead of credit or debit, to make purchase is foreign to you because you want the frequent flyer miles.
  13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
  14. You've lost touch with every family member or friend who has no email address.
  15. Second-day air delivery seems painfully slow.
  16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
  17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
  18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
  19. You get an extra phone line to get phone calls. It's your "voice line."
  20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
  21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
  22. You wake up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
  23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
  24. You're reading this.
  25. Even worse: you're going to forward it to someone.

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