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I take absolutely no responsibility for these jokes whatsoever. I did not create them, I am only providing a means for others to enjoy them. None of the humor on this page is placed here with the intent to offend, hurt, or otherwise be detrimental to others. This page has refrained from ethnic humor for these exact reasons. By viewing this page, you are agreeing to read these jokes at your own discretion. Credit to the original author or supplier has been given when known. Un-credited material is an indication of an unknown source, author, or contributor.

Funny Bumper Stickers

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it!"

"Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!"

"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count & those who can't."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' until you can find a rock."

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