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The Newlyweds

On the first night of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Born-Again Christian husband had settled down on the couch with a magazine.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "I can"t, "cause it"s Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"

ID: 293 Category: Relationships   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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