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Matrimonial Manners for Men 101

Men's Classes: classes for men at the local community college. Sign-up on February 30th.

Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.

Topic 1 -
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation.
Topic 2 -
The Toilet Paper Rolls: Do They Grow On the Holders?
Round Table Discussion.
Topic 3 -
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding The Floor/Walls and Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Topic 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Topic 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Topic 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Wife.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Topic 7 -
Learning How to Find Things, starting with Looking In the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tape.
Topic 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Topic 10 -
Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulation.
Topic 11 -
Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Class and Role Playing.
Topic 12 -
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Topic 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock-Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

*****Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

ID: 301 Category: Relationships   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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