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I take absolutely no responsibility for these jokes whatsoever. I did not create them, I am only providing a means for others to enjoy them. None of the humor on this page is placed here with the intent to offend, hurt, or otherwise be detrimental to others. This page has refrained from ethnic humor for these exact reasons. By viewing this page, you are agreeing to read these jokes at your own discretion. Credit to the original author or supplier has been given when known. Un-credited material is an indication of an unknown source, author, or contributor.

They REALLY said that?

The following were items actually overheard in conversation:

I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.

You're the best thing since sliced tea.

No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.

I love you more today than tomorrow.

"So, is this going to be a musical opera?"

"Can you tell me when my past due amount is due?"

"I think they must put something in food that makes you have to go to the bathroom".

ID: 306 Category: Funny Stuff   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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