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Airport Security

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On a business trip, my father approached a security check point at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else, the soldier was ordered to go through the metal detector. Before doing so, he handed his M-16 rifle to security personnel along with other items such as handcuffs and a flashlight. Still the alarm sounded when he walked through. Further inspections revealed as Swiss Army knife inside one of his pockets. "Sorry, sir", security said to the soldier, "but this item is prohibited."

Taking the knife away, the airport worker then handed him back the M-16.

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