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Strange Knock Knock

There's a knock at the front door. A man opens it and looks down to find a snail sitting on his front porch. He picks up the snail and hurls it as far as he can. Three years later, there is a knock at the door. The man opens the door, looks down, and there sits the same snail. The snail looks up and says, "What on Earth was that about?"

ID: 320 Category: Animal   Maturity Rating: G   Format this joke for printing

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