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Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't.....

  1. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
  2. Do I look like a people person?
  3. This isn't an office... It's Hell with flourescent lights!
  4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
  5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  6. If I throw a stick will you leave?
  7. YOU...Off my planet! (or out of my Universe)
  8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  11. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
  12. Allow me to introduce myselves.
  13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed...
  14. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
  16. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage....
  17. Not all men are annoying: some are dead.
  18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
  20. Stress is when you wake up screaming -- and you realize you haven't been to sleep yet.
  21. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1.
  22. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
  23. Nice perfume...must you marinate in it?
  24. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done
  25. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

ID: 35 Category: Workplace   Maturity Rating: NC-17   Format this joke for printing

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