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Non-Living Things Have A Gender

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example:

  1. Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
  2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
  3. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
  4. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
  5. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
  6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
  7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
  8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
  9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
  10. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

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