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Chinese Torture

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly", the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a stinking finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man!"

"OK," said the man, and entered the house.

Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body! She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion.

He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted, but immensely happy! He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:

"Chinese Torture #1....Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the damn thing out!

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture #2: Rock tied to left testicle."

Ohhhh my God! In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut.

Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture #3....Right testicle tied to bed post! :o)

AAARRRRGGGGG!!

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