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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In Golf, Aren't

  1. Damn, my shaft is bent.
  2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk
  3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
  4. Look at the size of his putter!
  5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
  6. Mind if I join your threesome?
  7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
  9. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:
  1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls

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