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Found After 10 Years

A man is lost at sea and winds up on a desert island for 10 years. One day he is sitting on the beach and a beautiful girl in a wet suit comes out of the water and walks up to him.

She asks him when was the last time he had a cigarette. He says 10 years. She opens the zipper on her wet suit a bit, and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one for him.

She then asks him when was the last time he had a drink. He says 10 years.

She opens her wet suit a bit more and produces a flask of Scotch whiskey.

She then starts to unzip some more and as she does so she asks if he wants to play around.

He looks at her in amazement and says "You mean you have a set of golf clubs in there too!"

ID: 56 Category: Golf   Maturity Rating: NC-17   Format this joke for printing

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