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Tiger's Ex

Two avid golfers got married but before the marriage was consumated the wife wanted to confess to her husband that she wasn't a virgin and that she had slept with Tiger Woods.

He was not upset, in fact, he said at least you had an affair with the best golfer in the world. And with that they got into bed and had sex. When he was through he got out of bed, ran to the phone and started to dial.

She said, "Who are you calling?" "Room service" came the answer, "I want to celebrate"

"Tiger Woods wouldn't do that" she related. "No, what would he do?" He asked "He would do it again!!!"

So the husband ran back to bed and did it again. This time he climbed out of bed, walked to the phone and she asked. "What are you doing?"

"I'm calling room service for champagne, so we can celebrate" he said.

"Tiger Woods wouldn't do that" she related. "No, what would he do?"He asked.

"He would do it again" so the husband walked back to bed and did it again. When he was through he rolled out of bed, and crawled to the phone.

"Are you calling room service dear?" she asked. "Hell no" he said, "I'm calling Tiger woods. I want to find out what's par for this hole"

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