Laughter IS The Best Medicine

The Rock's Joke Page



Disclaimer:

I take absolutely no responsibility for these jokes whatsoever. I did not create them, I am only providing a means for others to enjoy them. None of the humor on this page is placed here with the intent to offend, hurt, or otherwise be detrimental to others. This page has refrained from ethnic humor for these exact reasons. By viewing this page, you are agreeing to read these jokes at your own discretion. Credit to the original author or supplier has been given when known. Un-credited material is an indication of an unknown source, author, or contributor.



Caddy Day

After her game of golf a lady player offered her caddy a ride into town. The caddy thankfully accepted, and when they arrived at her house he carried her clubs inside. The lady invited him to stay for lunch and served him a wonderful meal.

She then invited him into the bedroom. He was puzzled, but went along out of curiosity. She asked if he wanted to go to bed with her, so he did that too. Later he realized it was time to get back to the course and prepared to leave. The housewife insisted on giving him a dollar before he could go.

Well it was too much for the poor man, and he asked her "Lady, what is going on? First you feed me a delicious meal, and as if that isn't enough, you invite me to make love to you and we have a terrific time together. Now you want to pay me?! What IS this, anyway?" so she explained proudly: "Well, you know Christmas is coming, and I told my husband I wanted to do something nice for my caddy who is so faithful and helped me so much this year.

My husband said, 'Screw the caddy! Give him a dollar!'... the lunch was my idea!

ID: 63 Category: Golf   Maturity Rating: NC-17   Format this joke for printing

Back
Contact Me Site RSS Feed Find me on Facebook Follow me on Twitter Find me on MySpace

This page has recorded Hit Counter visitors since 6/1/2003.

The site statistics (including counters) were reset on 6/1/2003

This page was last updated 03/14/2016

Copyright © 2011, 2002 – Derek "The Rock" Altamirano – All Rights Reserved, but all wrongs avenged!



Page generated Tue December 12, 2017 12:22:23 PM UTC  •  Page generation time: 0.015997s