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Lip Prints

A lesson in how do you get a teenager's attention.

According to a radio report a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls who were beginning to use lipstick were pressing their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal had enough. She called the girls to the bathroom to meet the janitor. When all had arrived, she explained that the lip prints were a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To illustrate the problem the principal asked the janitor to clean one of the mirrors.

To do so he grabbed a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet, and cleaned the mirror.

There are no more lip prints on the mirror. The beauty of experience is amazing.

ID: 83 Category: Funny Stuff   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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