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Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

  1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
  5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
  7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
  11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
  12. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
  16. War Dims Hope for Peace
  17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
  22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

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