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Key to Your Heart

Rule No.1 for would-be hold-up artists: If you're going to commit a robbery, bring a getaway driver who hasn't just fallen in love. A man in Raleigh, North Carolina, had managed to pull off the perfect robbery early in 1998, and everything was going great until he returned to a friend and his girlfriend who were waiting in the car. However, while the robbery was going on, they started smooching, decided they wanted a little more privacy and locked the doors. The robber was shouting and pounding on the windows of the vehicle when police drove up.

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