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Dave Letterman' Top 10 Signs Your Spouse is Having a Computer Affair

  1. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.
  2. After signing off, she smokes a cigarette.
  3. The giant inflatable rubber disc drive.
  4. In the morning the computer screen is all fogged up.
  5. He's got amazingly good at typing with one hand.
  6. She makes sarcastic remarks about your software.
  7. Lipstick on the mouse.
  8. During sex she screams, "A, colon, backslash, enter, enter".
  9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underpants.
  10. And the number one sign your spouse is having a computer affair:

  11. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guys a......

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