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I take absolutely no responsibility for these jokes whatsoever. I did not create them, I am only providing a means for others to enjoy them. None of the humor on this page is placed here with the intent to offend, hurt, or otherwise be detrimental to others. This page has refrained from ethnic humor for these exact reasons. By viewing this page, you are agreeing to read these jokes at your own discretion. Credit to the original author or supplier has been given when known. Un-credited material is an indication of an unknown source, author, or contributor.
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- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home
- I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
- I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
- It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
- If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
- If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
- Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
- Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
- [Author Unknown]
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