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The Dilbert Theorem

Engineers and Scientist can never make as much as business Executives and sales people.

This Theorem is supported by a mathematical equation:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power

Postulate 2: Time is Money

Any Engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since: Knowledge = Power, Time = Money

Then: Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge 

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, Regardless of the work being done. 

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

ID: 246 Category: Computers and Technology   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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