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Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life ? 
Woman: Hiding from you. 

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 

Man: Is this seat empty? 
Woman: Yes, and mine will be, too, if you sit down. 

Man: Your place or mine? 
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. 

Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? 
Woman: Do not enter. 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
Woman: Unfertilized. 

Man: Your body is like a temple. 
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: But would you stay there? 

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

ID: 260 Category: Relationships   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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