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Generation X Office Lingo

Blamestorming:
Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Body Nazis:
Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.
Cube Farm:
An office filled with cubicles.
Ego Surfing:
Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on, looking for references to one's own name.
Elvis Year:
The peak year of something's or someone's popularity. "Barney the Dinosaur's Elvis year was 1993."
404:
Someone who's clueless. "Don't bother asking him; he's 404." From the WWW error message "404 Not Found", meanig the requested document couldn't be located.
Idea Hamsters:
People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
Keyboard Plaque:
The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.
Mouse Potato:
The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
Ohnosecond:
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a big mistake.
Prairie Dogging:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
SITCOMs:
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
Starter Marriage:
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
Stress Puppy:
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Swiped Out:
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Tourists:
People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists."
Treeware:
Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.
Uninstalled:
Euphemism for being fired.
Xerox Subsidy:
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

ID: 269 Category: Workplace   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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