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I take absolutely no responsibility for these jokes whatsoever. I did not create them, I am only providing a means for others to enjoy them. None of the humor on this page is placed here with the intent to offend, hurt, or otherwise be detrimental to others. This page has refrained from ethnic humor for these exact reasons. By viewing this page, you are agreeing to read these jokes at your own discretion. Credit to the original author or supplier has been given when known. Un-credited material is an indication of an unknown source, author, or contributor.

Sign Sightings

Sign in front of a motel in Carson City, NV:


On an auto dealership's marquee in Southern California, home of the Angels baseball team:

Go Angles!
(Or maybe they support geometry.)

On the sign for a U-Haul truck rental center in Brooklyn, two lines of text:


Sign over the office drinking fountain:

"Do not pour anything into the fountain. It blocks the water filter and reduces the water pressure."
It was on the Engineering floor and -- God help us -- we make helicopters.

When I was out in L.A. last year there was a furor on the local radio station regarding a problem with the lighted neon sign at a nearby Black Angus restaurant. Apparently the "g" had burned out.

ID: 303 Category: Funny Stuff   Maturity Rating: PG-13   Format this joke for printing

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