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Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

  1. Hey! There's a gift!
  2. Well, well, well ...
  3. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
  4. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
  5. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
  6. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
  7. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
  8. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
  9. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:
  1. "I really don't deserve this."

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