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Computer Virus Alert


Lewinsky virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer; then e-mails everybody about it.

Ronald Reagan virus: saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: quits after two bytes.

Oprah Winfrey virus: your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres virus: disks can no longer be inserted.

Titanic virus: your whole computer goes down.

Disney virus: everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac virus: screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco virus: only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: terminates some files, leaves, but it will be baaack.

Lorena Bobbit virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 floppy; then discards it through Windows.

ID: 34 Category: Computers and Technology   Maturity Rating: NC-17   Format this joke for printing

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