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Bored Crimefighter

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!" Spiderman says "No can do, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".

So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey, Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!" Batman replies "Not today, my friend. My Batmobile is down and I can't fight crime tomorrow without it".

Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he see, but none other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread- eagled, stark-naked!

Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers". So he zoooooommms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice.

All of a sudden Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What was that?" The Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"

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