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Not Exactly Smileys, Butt...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

(_!_)a regular ass
(__!__)a fat ass
(!)a tight ass
(_^^_)a bubble ass
(_*_)a sore ass
{_!_}a swishy ass
(_o_)an ass that's been around
(_x_)kiss my ass
(_X_)leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)a tired ass
(_o^^o_)a wise ass
(_E=mc2_)a smart ass
(_$_)Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)Dumb Ass

ID: 87 Category: Funny Stuff   Maturity Rating: NC-17   Format this joke for printing

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