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Governmental Definitions of Health Terms

Barium.............What doctors do when a patient dies.

CAT scan...........Searching for kitty.

Cauterize..........Make eye contact with her.

Colic..............A sheep dog.

Dilate.............To live longer.

Enema..............Not a friend.

Fester.............Quicker.

Genital............Not Jewish.

G.I. series........Soldiers ball game.

Hangnail...........Coat hook.

Impotent...........Distinguished, well known.

Labor pain.........Getting hurt at work.

Nitrates...........Cheaper than day rates.

Node...............Was aware of.

Outpatient.........A person who fainted.

Pap smear..........A fatherhood test.

Prostate...........Flat on your back.

Recovery room......A place to do upholstery.

Rectum.............Dang near killed "em.

Rupture............Extreme bliss.

Terminal Illness...Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor..............More than one.

Urine..............Opposite of you"re out.

Varicose...........Nearby.

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