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Don't Get Mad!, Get...

Police strongly suspected a vindictive ex-girlfriend when a man in Orlando, Florida, reported that his car and apartment were vandalized, but they couldn't find enough hard evidence to charge her with the crime. Then in early 1999, the girlfriend got her 15 minutes of fame when she went on a daytime talk show with the featured topic, "I Demand to Know Why You Dumped Me." The girlfriend explained in great detail and with obvious relish how she had trashed his waterbed, smashed mirrors and headlights on the car and poured sugar into the gas tank. Everyone who saw the show thought it was hilarious, even the cops who used the tape of the show as evidence when they charged her with felony criminal mischief.

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